Dillon, Deceptive Drunkard

Vigilance, Deathtouch Disguise {B}{B}{R}{R} (you may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost) When Dillon, Deceptive Drunkard is turned face up set a timer for 30 seconds, then name as many alcoholic beverages you can without saying the same one twice. Dillon Deceptive Drunkard gets +1/+1 for every beverage named.