Dimitri, Fallen King

+2: You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, Dimitri, Fallen King becomes a 5/5 creature with indestructible and vigilance until your next upkeep.
-2: Destroy target nonland, noncreature permanent. If Areadbhar is on the field, destroy target permanent.
-9: Each player chooses a permanent they control of each permanent type and sacrifices the rest. You may play 2 additional lands for the next 3 turns