Dip Peters, of Danurism

Prowess
{u}{u}{u} - Draw a card
When Dip Peters, of Danurism enters the battlefield, state a Danurism. Additionally, roll a d20. If you roll a 20, sacrifice Dip Peters, of Danurism, kill Dan's character, and make him write another backstory.
"YeA i NeVeR cRiT" - Dip Peters