Director Fury

Deploy (When an opponent puts a non-human,
non-token creature into play, Fury becomes untapped)
{t}{b}{b}{2}: Add target creature in your grave to
your hand
{t}{u}{u}{1}: Counter target instant
{t}{r}{r}{1}: Deal 2 damage to target creature
"Until such time as the world ends, we will act as
though it intends to spin on"