dirt

Menace

When dirt enters the battlefield, conjure and shuffle an equipment card named Headband of "Intellect" into the top third of your library.

{1}: dirt gets +1/+1 until end of turn, if this is the 5th time this ability is triggered and Headband of "Intellect" is equipped, transform dirt.

"I MIGHT BE SMALL BUT THIS SWORD ISNT
BITCH!" -dirt