Dirt Mcgurt

Kicker {2}{b} and say "Shimmy Shimmy ya,
shimmy yam, shimmy yay" : Dirt Mcgurt
enters the battlefield with three +1/+1
counters on it.
I like it raw (When this creature deals
damage to an opponent's creature, put
-1/-1 counters on it equal to the damage
dealt to it by Dirt Mcgurt)