Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Stand — Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (D4C)
may only and must be played if Funny Valentine, President is on the battlefield and must be attached
at all times. D4C shares toughness with Funny Valentine, President.

{5} : Exile D4C and Funny Valentine, President
along with target creature. Return D4C and Funny
Valentine, President to the battlefield at the
beginning of your next upkeep.