Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Stand — can only be played if Funny Valentine
is on the battlefield.

Equiped creature +3/+2 and first strike, can only be equiped in Funny Valentine

{3}, Exile D4C and target creature,
Return D4C to the battlefield equied in Funny Valentine at your end step, draw a card.
Equip {w/u} {w/u}