Dirty Dishes

Escalate {u}{g}: Pay {u}{g} for each option beyond the first:
Alternatively, you may remove food tokens to pay the escalate cost.
-Force up to two creatures to be tapped. It does not untap on the next upkeep phase.
-Force an opponent to be unable to block creature damage next time they are targeted by one. (or more)
-Force opponent to tap all mana on next upkeep phase.

"Why are there so many dishes?! WHY?! I CLEANED THIS MORNING! THIS MOR-"