Disappointing "Terror"

First Strike, Death Touch. Attacks each turn if able; at the beginning of your upkeep, any opponent may pay {u} or {s}; if they do, Disappointing "Terror" cannot attack this turn.

Whenever Disappointing "Terror" deals combat damage to an opponent, put a -1/-1 counter on it, and create a Treasure token.

By dawn’s light, it was just a kitten after all. Yet another example of "cut-scene awesome".