Disciple of OD

When Disciple of OD enters the battlefield it gets +X/+X, where X is the number of hours of
anime target player has watched in the past week.
(ascension) If The Great OD enters the battlefield, Disciple of OD becomes an 8/8
weeaboo with menace and trample in addition to
it's other types.
-It is known that once an otaku reaches a certain point
in their training, they evolve into an unstoppable being
known as a weeaboo.