Discount, The Chonkers

Indestructible, Trample
When Discount, The Chonkers enters the battlefield, you get an emblem with
"Discount, The Chonkers will be in everyone's
hearts forever. This emblem lasts through the
rest of every game of Magic, The Gathering."
"Ummm.. I heard a wrapper and you left for
Baltimore for a while so I should get some of
that string cheese and caramel cream crinkles.."
- Discount, The Chonkers