Disgrace

Target creature gets +3/-3 until end of turn.
If its toughness would reduce to 0, it
reduces to 1 instead, and you may gain
control of it until end of turn. If you do,
untap it, and it gains haste until end of turn.
Imagine being strung up and left to die only to realize you're part of some sort of sick game
where you will fight your friends to the death.