Distracting Tweet

Flash
All enchantments, sorceries, instants, and
creature abilities must target Distracting Tweet.
If an effect targeted by Distracting Tweet can't
target Distracting Tweet, it has no effect.
All creatures may be summoned for {1} less and
have haste until end of turn when summoned.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice
Distracting Tweet.