DJ

At the beginning of your upkeep, any opponent may pay {3}. If any player does, they gain control of DJ.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature can't be blocked until end of turn.
"Good guys, bad guys, made-up words. Let's see who formerly owned this gorgeous hunk-uh. Ah, this guy was an arms dealer. Made his bank selling weapons to the bad guys. Oh...And the good." - DJ