DJ Shavvawahaha

: If a creature enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 PHM Mana. if you do, she gets a loyalty counter. this card costs 3 reds, 3 pinks.
-1: add 2 mana of any color.
-5: you may only use this as a creature enters the battlefield. you may gain control of that creature for 1 turn and is gains haste with you.