Dj Thallid, Death of Kaladesh

Feature {x} where {x} is the amount of rappers on
the battlefield. (DJ Thallid may put {x} +1/+1
counters on each creature equal to the value of his
feature)
Absorb {x} where {x} is the amount of times
Dj Thallid has featured this turn.
(Put a number of towel tokens onto the
battlefield equal to Dj Thallid's Absorb value)
"One hot feature out of Kaladesh"
-Some guy at that one Mexican restaurant