Djungelskog

When you play this card, you may discard your hand, then add five Ikea cards from your deck to your hand
{g}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this card
{b}:Put a -1/-1 on any cards except this one
{g}{b}{x}: Target player Discards {x} cards and you exile {x} cards from your graveyard
"He's the softest thing I ever felt!" Enthusiastic Djungelskog Cultist