D.N.A. Man

{t}: Exile target creature. That creature's
controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard
creature token. Then you draw a card and gain a
Jar.
Pay two Jars: Target creature gets Vigilance,
Flying, Deathtouch, Haste, or Trample until end
of turn.
"I'm bout to give this boi gangrene."