Do the Flop Guy

{w}{b}, {t}: Create a 1/1 white Asdf token creature
tapped.
{w}{w}, {t}: Gain 1 life for each Asdf you control.
{b}{b}, {t}: Deal 2 damage to each creature except
for Asdf creatures.
{w}{w}{b}{b}: Deal 2 damage to each creature. Put
this creature from your command zone onto the battlefield tapped. You can activate this ability
when this creature is in the command zone.
"Everybody do the flop!"