Doctor's Scorn

Target opponent discards a non-land card from
their hand.
If a creature card was discarded, gain 2 life. If a
non-creature card was discarded, that opponent
loses 2 life. If no card was discarded, gain 2 life
and that opponent loses 2 life.
"Peasant Shirt, please allow me to introduce you to
the concept of a tailor." - Dr. Fletcher