Doenersauce

When Doenersauce enters the battlefield, don't scry, then don't draw a card.
{2},{t}, sacrifice Doenersauce: You gain 3 Life.
At the beginning of your end step, if you both own and control Doenersauce and an artifact named Pizza Funghi, exile them, then meld them into Insult to the Culinary Arts.