Doge, The First of His Name

Doge, The First of His Name's power and toughness are each equal to the amount of memes you control.
{t}: Create a 1/1 Such Creature meme creature token.
{5}, {t}: Create a Much Enchantment meme enchantment token with "At the beginning of your upkeep, memes you control gain an ability chosen at random until end of turn."
"Many Wow." - The Book of Doge