Doloris and the Frying Pan

Whenever Doloris and the Frying Pan enters the battlefield, create a legendary artifact token
named "Doloris's Frying Pan". It has "{b}{b}: Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target creature."
{1}{g}{g}: Exile Doloris and the Frying Pan with three suspend counters on her. She gains Suspend. (At the beginning of its owner's upkeep, remove a time counter from that card. When the last is removed, the player plays it without paying its mana cost. If it's a creature, it has haste.)