Dominik, Master Slav

Deathtouch, Trample, Indestructible
Dominik, Master Slav can't be countered.
Dominik, Master Slav gets +1/+1 for each shot
vodka he has taken in his lifetime
(Basically Infinite)
Whenever Dominik, Master Slav attacks, you
search your opponents library for his most
expensive card and rip it in two and yell
"chert tebya chernaya pizda!"