Don Andres, The Renegade

Each creature you control but don't own gets
+2/+2, has menache and deathtouch,
and is a Pirate in addition to its other types.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell
you don't own, create two tapped
Treasure tokens.
"Fate Has Chosen Me To Conquer This World"
Blackbeard Episode 486