Donald Brown

Donald Brown can't be countered
Indestructible, Flying, Lifelink, Shroud, Trample
When Donald Brown enters the battlefield all of
your opponents must compliment you on how
undeniably awesome Donald Brown is and the opponent who gives you the best compliments
doesn't get their entire board wiped (literally
wiped, the cards are wiped off the table)whilst
the others do.
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