Donald Trump

+2: Tweet. (Share information with people around you, annoy someone, then draw 3 cards and lose 3 life.)
-3: Say a speech with at least 500 swear words in it. (Creature's get -2/-2 until end of turn.)
-9: Destroy America and all free will. (Players can't play cards, draw cards, or gain life. Creature's attack and block randomly.)