Donald Trump

Vigilance
{2}{x}{w}: Build a useless wall. Create a 0/X white
wall creature token with defender.
{u}{u},{t}: Declare immigrants illegal. Return 3 target creatures to your hand.
{r}{r}{r},{t}: Misfire with the red button. You take 5
damage.
At the end of your upkeep, if Donald Trump isn't tapped, you lose 10 life.