Donald Trump

+2: Border Wall - Put a 0/4 colorless Wall creature token with Defender on the battlefield.
-2: Art of the Deal - Each player discards his or her hand, then each player draws cards equal to the number discarded this way. Then, draw a card.
-9: Make America Great Again - You get an emblem with "If a source would deal damage to you or a planeswalker you control, prevent all damage but 1."