Donald Trump, President

+2: Filibuster - Tap all creatures. Untap your creatures and put a +1/+1 counter on each of them. Then put a -1/-1 counter on each tapped creature.
-3: You're Fired: Target opponent skips their next untap and draw step. Draw a card and untap all your permanents during that player's next turn.
-10: You gain an emblem that says: "Covfefe - Your permanents gain Indestructible. You have no maximum hand size." Then draw 10 cards.