Dongold, Deaths waiter

+2: You get an embalm with "At the beginning of each opponents upkeep, that player discards a card at random."
-2: You get an embalm with "Whenever you discard a card, destroy target creature.
-9: You get an embalm with "At the beginning of each opponents upkeep, that player loses life equal to the amount of cards in their graveyard."