Donkey Kong

Trample
Devour Bananas 3 (When Donkey Kong enters the battlefield under your control, you may eat any number of bananas. For each one you do, put 3 +1/+1 counters on him.
When Donkey Kong deals damage to a player, that player loses unless they leave the table to get you a bunch of bananas from the kitchen. If they don't, or they stole bananas from you, they lose the game.
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