Donkey Kong, Prime Primate

{t}: Each player creates a colorless artifact token
named Banana with "{t}, Sacrifice this artifact:
Add {r} or {g}. You gain 2 life."
Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put
into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a
+1/+1 counter on each creature you control that's
an Ape or a Monkey.
Whenever Donkey Kong attacks, defending player sacrifices an artifact.
"Ok. Now you die."
—Donkey Kong