Don't Play This Card

Gather all permanents on the battlefield, in
players' hands, in graveyards, and in exile zones.
The player whose birthday is soonest chooses a
number of these permanents equal to the number
of players and puts them onto the battlefield
under their control. Going alphabetically by card
name, roll a d20 for each remaining permanent.
1: Play another game of Magic: The Gathering.
Put the permanent on the battlefield under the
winner's control.
2-20: Exile that permanent. Its controller gain