Dorian Gray, Foolishness' Bane

Flying, Vigilance, Indestructible, Lifelink, Deathtouch
Other permanents you control are indestructible.
Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls attempts to target a permanent you control, you may pay {1}. If you do, each opponent sacrifices a permanent.
"I don't like foolishness. Wait...why are you looking at my Avacyn like that?"