Dorian Grey

When Dorian Grey enters the battlefield,
create 0/12 legendary colorless artifact creature
Dorian's Portrait with "This creature can't attack
or block."
Whenever Dorian Grey would receive damage, if
you control Dorian's Portrait, negate that damage
and put that many -1/-1 counters on Dorian's Portrait
Ward 3 life.
"Nowadays people know the price of everything
and the value of nothing."