Doris"Cait, Cage Brawler"

As long as it's your turn, Cait, Cage Brawler has indestructible.
Whenever Cait attacks, you and defending player
each draw a card, then discard a card. Put two
+1/+1 counters on Cait if you discarded the card
with the highest mana value among those cards or
tied for highest.
"I know he's a jerk and everything but I gotta admit
that Charming makes me hotter than July."
Doris the ugly step sister