Dorne’s Big Zucchini

When Dorne’s Big Zucchini enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 Happy Girlfriend creature tokens.

{t}, Sacrifice Dorne’s Big Zucchini: Target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Happy Girlfriend tokens you control.

"It’s not the size of the zucchini, it’s how you use it... and Dorne knows exactly what he's doing."