Down With The Monarchy

Destroy target creature or planeswalker. If you
control a soldier creature, Down With The
Monarchy deals 3 damage to that creature or
planeswalker's controller.
"Fine then, you want a date night? Let's go on a date!
Let's talk over dinner about how we've spent all our
time together, rounding up our old teammates to be
executed! That'll be great fun. We could go grab a tea
at a cafe, and talk about how I watched Rex, David
and Fi rip the King apart with their bare hands!"