Dr. C. Burger

Ward—Sacrifice a Cheese Burger

Other creatures are Cheese Burger artifacts in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 3 life."

Whenever a Cheese Burger is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on Dr. C. Burger.

"I have a PhC. The C stands for C."