Dr. de Goeijen

Indestructible, haste, flying, double strike,
lifelink, trample, hexproof, annihilator 2
Dr. de Goeijen's power is equal to twice the
number of papers the owner has published.
Dr. de Goeijen's toughness is equal to the
number of chapters in the owner's thesis.
The caster is entitled to put Dr. in front of
his/her name.