Dr. Evil

+5: 1,000,000 Dollars - Add any combination of up to 5 {r} and/or colorless mana to your mana pool. This mana will not cause mana burn.
-2: Evade - Prevent all damage from one source to Dr. Evil this turn.
-10: Frickin' Sharks with Lasers - Create a 7/7 Blue Shark creature token with Islandwalk and "{t}: Deal 7 damage to target creature or player."