Dr. Gordon, Greatest Asset

Each time you cast a trap, add one spell that makes players cast votes from Your graveyard to your hand.
Gain {x} Life where {x} equals the Converted mana
cost of the spell added to your hand by this effect.

Other players cannot sacrifice creatures.

{1}{b/r}{b/r}, {t}: Create two 2/2 red and black human
tokens with haste and skulk.

"I don't think so"