Dr. Gregory House

Has first strike as long as it’s not your turn. If House would get any amount of -1/-1 counters, put that many +1/+1 counters onto him instead. On your upkeep, create a Vicodin token. (It’s a “{2},{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: get {1}, if this mana is used to cast a creature spell, it enters with a -1/-1 counter on it.”) {2}{b},{T}, Exile target non-artifact creature from any graveyard and create a copy of it except it’s a 1/1 token. Partner (If you control both James Wilson and Dr. Gregory House, House get +0/+1){flavor}“How upset were you when you woke up in the ER, and you were still alive, and a failure?