Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz

While Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz is on the battlefield, artifacts you control and
their abilities cost {0}. Artifacts you control do not
tap to use abilities. Artifact creatures you control
have Haste. Destroy all artifacts you control at
the end your turn, even if they have Indestructible.

It all began the day of my actual. Both of my parents
failed to show up.