Dr. SaMS2

Changeling (this card is every creature type, from
SAXS expert, climber, surfer to Cyclades nerd)
When Dr. Sam gives a talk, a small African kid
enters the battlefield.
In France, we have a saying that Sam is the one
who does not drink at parties. Apparently, this does
not apply if there is some Chateauneuf-du-Pape.