Dragonborn Hydra

Flying, trample, haste
Dragonborn Hydra enters the battlefield with X
+1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever Dragonborn Hydra attacks, it deals X
damage to up to X target creatures or players;
where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
"Oh you have to be kidding! I already hate these
things when they're on the ground."