Drew Stalker of Moms

{t}Drew tongues Miles without Cam and Fin :(.
Draw a card.
{u}Drew starts humping a bedframe, table, or chair
of your choice. Gain 1 life each time.
{w}Drew begins talking about how it isn't so much a sword
as it is a dagger, boosting his confidence, and he gains
+0/+1 each time.
WhaWhaaaNeedMilkies-If you have a Johnna on the battlefield, you may return Drew to your hand at any time.