Duke of the Pond

+1: Identify as being objectivly right - Start an Argument and win it by default.
-7: Call Telly to inform about loving him - Give's all creatures with the Telly creature type +20/+20 until end of turn
-10: Call the Unreasonable Boy - Summon a 20/20 Artifact creature with Haste, Hexproof, First strike and Reach. It is the Unreasoanble Boy.